Top 5 Reasons Why CUSA Treasury Contender - Patrick Matoke Should Be Entrusted With Our Funds
The Chuka University Students' Association treasury docket is one of the seats being highly contested for by two fierce candidates => Patrick Matoke (a second year student) and Masha Matiang'i (a third year student at Chuka University)
However, according to various polls and social media engagement, Patrick Matoke has a 80% probability of clinching the treasury seat.
Matoke, a second year student who has decided to dedicate his campus life to serve comrades as their CUSA treasurer, is an adaptable, affectionate and compassionate young man.
We have a few reasons why this dude could win the elections by 7a.m on Friday the 27th.
1. Patrick Matoke is a second year. Some of you will not understand this but lemme try and explain it in the simplest of manner: Getrude Njeri is likely going to lose this coming election because it will be her second election and yet she never did anything while in power. Patrick Matoke will obviously want to be in CUSA next year and his work this year will determine whether he will be re-elected into the association. Got it?
2. This matafaka is daaaaamn rich! I know a lot of you think that Patrick Matoke is very poor no wonder he wears one suit. Hold up nigga... Matoke just hired a total of 15 vehicles just so he can use them as his campaign caravan/convoy whatever you guys call it.
Why spend money on clothes when you can carry out other meaningful businesses? I have heard that he also showers his supporters with drinks wherever he meets them.
3. Patrick Matoke has nothing to lose. Yeap. You read that right. He's got the mulla, so he probably has no intention of going to steal the sh.500 you forcefully have to pay to CUSA every semester. Matoke's agenda is to paint his Curriculum Vitae and build business connections using the treasury seat. Next time you want to shout "Our money" think again... it's just 500 shillings bro!
4. Matoke is a Kisii guy. Tribalism? Yes unfortunately I am from the Maasai community. This is 'positive tribalism' Kisii people are known to take their jobs seriously and happen to one of the tribes in Kenya with very bright minds.
Take Prof. Matiang'i for example: President Uhuru Kenyatta gives him one job which is to make Kenyan education great again and the guy delivers. (I'm talking about the Education CS Matiang'i not the CUSA politician Masha who happens to be a Kikuyu guy using a Kisii name again no Tribalism....only peace)
5.This dude is vocal as f*ck. Have you heard this Matoke guy speak? Well, he does so like a leader right? Exactly. That is why we need to all come out this Friday 27th January 2017 and VOTE for the one and only treasurer we need:- Patrick Matoke
If you don't concur with Chuka Uni Gossip's opinion, then what the hell is wrong with you? Comment below...
However, according to various polls and social media engagement, Patrick Matoke has a 80% probability of clinching the treasury seat.
Matoke, a second year student who has decided to dedicate his campus life to serve comrades as their CUSA treasurer, is an adaptable, affectionate and compassionate young man.
We have a few reasons why this dude could win the elections by 7a.m on Friday the 27th.
1. Patrick Matoke is a second year. Some of you will not understand this but lemme try and explain it in the simplest of manner: Getrude Njeri is likely going to lose this coming election because it will be her second election and yet she never did anything while in power. Patrick Matoke will obviously want to be in CUSA next year and his work this year will determine whether he will be re-elected into the association. Got it?
2. This matafaka is daaaaamn rich! I know a lot of you think that Patrick Matoke is very poor no wonder he wears one suit. Hold up nigga... Matoke just hired a total of 15 vehicles just so he can use them as his campaign caravan/convoy whatever you guys call it.
Why spend money on clothes when you can carry out other meaningful businesses? I have heard that he also showers his supporters with drinks wherever he meets them.
3. Patrick Matoke has nothing to lose. Yeap. You read that right. He's got the mulla, so he probably has no intention of going to steal the sh.500 you forcefully have to pay to CUSA every semester. Matoke's agenda is to paint his Curriculum Vitae and build business connections using the treasury seat. Next time you want to shout "Our money" think again... it's just 500 shillings bro!
4. Matoke is a Kisii guy. Tribalism? Yes unfortunately I am from the Maasai community. This is 'positive tribalism' Kisii people are known to take their jobs seriously and happen to one of the tribes in Kenya with very bright minds.
Take Prof. Matiang'i for example: President Uhuru Kenyatta gives him one job which is to make Kenyan education great again and the guy delivers. (I'm talking about the Education CS Matiang'i not the CUSA politician Masha who happens to be a Kikuyu guy using a Kisii name again no Tribalism....only peace)
5.This dude is vocal as f*ck. Have you heard this Matoke guy speak? Well, he does so like a leader right? Exactly. That is why we need to all come out this Friday 27th January 2017 and VOTE for the one and only treasurer we need:- Patrick Matoke
If you don't concur with Chuka Uni Gossip's opinion, then what the hell is wrong with you? Comment below...
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