ROT in CUSA: Why Chuka University No Longer Needs A Students' Association
An old wise man from West Africa, in the lower deltas of Niger once said, "No sane human being wipes his buttocks with the same part of the toilet paper".
Chuka University no longer needs a students' body that will just treat them the same way the previous one did, unless if this institution is a "Village University" like someone on Social Media called it a while back.
The 2016 Chuka University Students' Association (C.U.S.A) was one of the worst students' regime of all time. It saw the campus go on it's first strike, oversaw the introduction of Kipande System (gatepasses), monitoring of what comrades were doing online, numerous graft accusations and many more other evils.
Our team, Chuka Uni Gossip team has come up with an explosive list of CUSA leaders we should blame for the uncomfortable life we have heard in campus.
And as we had promised, below are the top five shameless individuals who are unfit for any leadership position;
1. Wanjohi Wa Maina - CUSA Chairman
If there is a name that disgusts more than half of the population of Chuka University, it has to be "Wanjohi wa Maina". He happens to be the most detested man in the institution who was fraudulently instilled as the Chuka University Students' Union chairman. Most comrades refer him as the School Administration's most effective puppet. His work office? Campus Arena pool, where he spends the money he makes on unknowing first year girls. Did you know that this pot bellied illiterate short nigga has a wife and two KIDS? Now you know 🎶🎶 (Nyashinski's voice)
2. Dickson Rutto -CUSA Sec. Gen.
Another big-bellied admin puppet that spends 23hrs a day at the pool besides his 'formless' boss - Harrison Maina hoping to make income playing with idle or drunk men at Campus Arena. Rutto who happens to be the Student's Association's Secretary General is just like other Ruttos in the government. He misuses funds just for his own interests. He is also 'married' and lives with his Pokot wife in a popular private hostel. Dickson is rumoured to have bedded one of the female CUSA official (yeah, the one you're thinking of).... (oops) I think Prof. Njoka should not know about this 😱😲
3. Pius Kipronoh - CUSA Treasurer
I'm from the Maasai community and I know it won't be cool if I talk bad against someone from the same tribal line as me but unfortunately it's my job to expose the rot in Chuka University's student council. Pius Kipronoh happens to be the guy comrades voted as CUSA's treasurer. What has he done? He, together with Maina have been spending our money on outrageous trips and hotel gatherings. Pius was even seduced by a fellow CUSA official (you all know who I'm talking about) into sleeping with her in exchange of equal sharing of CUSA funds. This guy is the worst! If someone needs to be blamed for all the money that disappeared, including the recent 150,000 shillings scandal, it should be Pius Kipronoh.
4. Gertrude Njeri - CUSA Organizing Sec.
Earlier this year, Chuka Uni Gossip (the biggest campus blog) endorsed Gertrude Njeri as the 2016 CUSA Organizing Secretary and she managed to clinch that seat. As the Organizing Sec. Gertrude Njeri managed to meet up with State House Official - Dennis Itumbi after both confessing publicly that they were single and ready to mingle. Witnesses claim that after the church service, Gertrude hoped into Itumbi's ride and was driven to Embu where she was also given Sh.5000/= according to our reporters.
READ ALSO >>> 10 Things You Should Know About Incoming CUSA Organizing Sec
5. Kevin Bosire a.k.a Magufuli - CUSA Games & Sports rep
Many know him as Magufuli - a title synonymous with the no-nonsense Tanzanian President J.P Magufuli but the CUSA games rep doesn't resemble the TZ president neither in his actions nor leadership skills. In his campaign trail he promised to put the comrades' interests at heart but all he has been doing in office is putting the comrades' money in his stomach!
According to a source that we spoke to, Magufuli has been busy embezzling cash that is meant for the Chuka University sportsmen/women, the source revealed that Magufuli has been plotting various cash-milking schemes whenever the sportsmen go for tournaments and events. He usually includes his friends (who aren't participating in any games) to the list of players traveling then tells the school admin that all the comrades in the list are players. By doing so he is given money meant to pay all the players but he only pays the real players a small amount of the cash then 'eats' the rest of the cash. What a jerk!
Now, if we are going to vote next time... let's think twice before doing so. If you have a problem with this list or you have more to add to this post, kindly comment hapa chini 👇👇👇👇
Chuka University no longer needs a students' body that will just treat them the same way the previous one did, unless if this institution is a "Village University" like someone on Social Media called it a while back.
The 2016 Chuka University Students' Association (C.U.S.A) was one of the worst students' regime of all time. It saw the campus go on it's first strike, oversaw the introduction of Kipande System (gatepasses), monitoring of what comrades were doing online, numerous graft accusations and many more other evils.
Our team, Chuka Uni Gossip team has come up with an explosive list of CUSA leaders we should blame for the uncomfortable life we have heard in campus.
And as we had promised, below are the top five shameless individuals who are unfit for any leadership position;
1. Wanjohi Wa Maina - CUSA Chairman
If there is a name that disgusts more than half of the population of Chuka University, it has to be "Wanjohi wa Maina". He happens to be the most detested man in the institution who was fraudulently instilled as the Chuka University Students' Union chairman. Most comrades refer him as the School Administration's most effective puppet. His work office? Campus Arena pool, where he spends the money he makes on unknowing first year girls. Did you know that this pot bellied illiterate short nigga has a wife and two KIDS? Now you know 🎶🎶 (Nyashinski's voice)
2. Dickson Rutto -CUSA Sec. Gen.
Another big-bellied admin puppet that spends 23hrs a day at the pool besides his 'formless' boss - Harrison Maina hoping to make income playing with idle or drunk men at Campus Arena. Rutto who happens to be the Student's Association's Secretary General is just like other Ruttos in the government. He misuses funds just for his own interests. He is also 'married' and lives with his Pokot wife in a popular private hostel. Dickson is rumoured to have bedded one of the female CUSA official (yeah, the one you're thinking of).... (oops) I think Prof. Njoka should not know about this 😱😲
3. Pius Kipronoh - CUSA Treasurer
I'm from the Maasai community and I know it won't be cool if I talk bad against someone from the same tribal line as me but unfortunately it's my job to expose the rot in Chuka University's student council. Pius Kipronoh happens to be the guy comrades voted as CUSA's treasurer. What has he done? He, together with Maina have been spending our money on outrageous trips and hotel gatherings. Pius was even seduced by a fellow CUSA official (you all know who I'm talking about) into sleeping with her in exchange of equal sharing of CUSA funds. This guy is the worst! If someone needs to be blamed for all the money that disappeared, including the recent 150,000 shillings scandal, it should be Pius Kipronoh.
4. Gertrude Njeri - CUSA Organizing Sec.
Earlier this year, Chuka Uni Gossip (the biggest campus blog) endorsed Gertrude Njeri as the 2016 CUSA Organizing Secretary and she managed to clinch that seat. As the Organizing Sec. Gertrude Njeri managed to meet up with State House Official - Dennis Itumbi after both confessing publicly that they were single and ready to mingle. Witnesses claim that after the church service, Gertrude hoped into Itumbi's ride and was driven to Embu where she was also given Sh.5000/= according to our reporters.
READ ALSO >>> 10 Things You Should Know About Incoming CUSA Organizing Sec
5. Kevin Bosire a.k.a Magufuli - CUSA Games & Sports rep
Many know him as Magufuli - a title synonymous with the no-nonsense Tanzanian President J.P Magufuli but the CUSA games rep doesn't resemble the TZ president neither in his actions nor leadership skills. In his campaign trail he promised to put the comrades' interests at heart but all he has been doing in office is putting the comrades' money in his stomach!
According to a source that we spoke to, Magufuli has been busy embezzling cash that is meant for the Chuka University sportsmen/women, the source revealed that Magufuli has been plotting various cash-milking schemes whenever the sportsmen go for tournaments and events. He usually includes his friends (who aren't participating in any games) to the list of players traveling then tells the school admin that all the comrades in the list are players. By doing so he is given money meant to pay all the players but he only pays the real players a small amount of the cash then 'eats' the rest of the cash. What a jerk!
Now, if we are going to vote next time... let's think twice before doing so. If you have a problem with this list or you have more to add to this post, kindly comment hapa chini 👇👇👇👇
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